Oy vey

Hannah and her friend talking.

Hannah: You are not Jewish.  I am Jewish.
Jessica: How do you know?
H: Do you celebrate Christmas?
J: Yes
H: Does Santa bring you presents?
J: Yes
H:  See, you are not Jewish.  I have more holidays then you and I don't celebrate Christmas.  Jewish people have Chanukah, Passover, and Purim.  And Chanukah is 8 days long and mom and dad give me presents every day.  And they also give me presents for Christmas, but we don't celebrate it.  And Santa doesn't come.  And we get to eat lots of cookies and chocolates.  And grandma give me money.

J:  I want to be Jewish. But I want Santa to come too.