Hannah

 

Hannah is very jealous that Becky is losing her baby teeth and cannot wait when she will start getting visits from Tooth Fairy.  Yesterday Hannah was eating chicken for dinner and found a piece of cartilage in the chicken.

Hannah:  Mom, is this chicken tooth?
Me: No sweetie, chicken doesn't have teeth.  It is cartilage.
Hannah:  Mom, do you think if I put it under my pillow the Tooth Fairy will know that it is chicken tooth and not my tooth?

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Today, riding in the car.

Hannah: Mom, can I ask you something?
Me: Sure
Hannah: When you grow up, how do you ask a boy to marry you?
Me: Or you can wait for him to ask you.
Me: <swallowing hard, winking at Adam>Hannah, do you want to get married?
Hannah: Yes.  But how do you find a boy?
Becky: Hannah you don't, you are too young.
Hannah: I will marry Sean and I will ask him.
Me: <to Adam, sarcastically> Oh, that will be the first for this family.

QOTD

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                                                             ---Charles De Secondat (1689 - 1755)